I have been worried that my new tenant may be some kind of con artist. Since I'm in New York and can't really monitor what is going on out there. Some strange things have been happening I'll talk about later. But after today, I am not so worried. I talked to him and he asked me if I could send him a copy of the lease. His kids got ahold of his copy and tore it to shreds.  He needs it to get his daughter into the local school. It probably was in the same spot on the table where we signed it 2 months ago. Till them dang kids got ahold of it. They're in that destructive age you know.

  But the jokes on him, he doesn't know what a lazy slob I am, I don't even know if I can find my copy!